Friday, February 8, 2013

Last Lines – Valentine’s Day Edition

Here are a few happy endings to some romantic comedies I enjoy – can you guess them?

1. “Really… what I want to say is I’m… I’m so glad you bought me that ice cream.”
     “ Me, too.”

2. “I haven’t?! Weeelllll… as Old Reliable used to say… he’d say…uh, he’d say, uh…    Dog gone! You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say.”

3. Gregory – “I don’t care if you are pretty, I love you anyway.”
    Rose – “Listen, everything is going to drop as I get older and I’m gaining weight as we speak.”
     Gregory – “Well… that’s comforting.”

4. “Because the one thing that turns the world from a lonely place to a beautiful place is love. Love in any of its forms. Love gives us hope. Hope for the new year. That’s New Year’s Eve to me. Hope and a great party.”

5. “And so, ladies and gentlemen, you too, like this satisfied customer, can solve all your problems by subscribing to an answering service.”